I don't "stalk" I "investigate"
No, mom you're mad because you're wrong, not because I'm talking back.
If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that shit.
My footsteps are 1 million times louder when I'm sneaking
Try saying "I like cops" without your lips touching.
When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.
Waving hi to security cameras ^.^v
If Google could come to my exams with me, I would be happy
I bet she's naked under all those clothes.. THAT SLUT!
Only 3 types of people tell the truth. 1) Kids. 2) The angry. 3) The drunk.